How should one go about convincing a tired, anti-shopping, anti-fashion lesbian to drive to the north side of town so as to make one's fall dreams of the perfect purse a reality?
As said accessory is currently prominently displayed at the TJ Maxx, waiting until tomorrow is not an option. This beauty could be snatched up by some rich unappreciative Waukazoo Woods resident at any moment leaving me in the oh-so-familiar position of not capitalizing on an opportunity when it first presents itself.
I will employ all of my evil powers to ensure that she will do my bidding.
I must have that purse.
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