Wednesday, May 24, 2006

my mojo dispenser is broken

My mojo is obviously working overtime leaving me swamped with multiple social offers. Guess what? Attempting to please everyone doesn't work. Everyone ends up feeling slighted. I end up feeling like a horrible friend. And confidentially, gentle reader, I really just want to be alone without something to do for one night.

I'm still pretty unsure what the heck is going on with this whole Jefferson affair. I get a little nervous any time the term "constitutional crisis" is thrown around. It'd be nice if someone would spell this whole situation out to me. From the allegations of accepting bribes for political returns to the vast difference of opinions between the FBI and Congress over whether or not the search and seizure was illegal. The media is being completely unhelpful at explaining what's going on. Am I supposed to be outraged that the FBI unconstitutionally seized evidence? Or should I be outraged that a Democratic Congressman traded political favors for money?

I'm going camping this weekend. I'll be sleeping with bugs and dirt and I'll smell like campfire for 3 days.

It's going to be just like being at home.

4 comments:

p said...

so do you want to solve all the problems in the universe or not? Because that will involve being social.

erin said...

you're just bored with nothing to do and anxiously awaiting me getting out of work so you can come over and drink beer at my apartment or attempt to convince me to go out and spend money that neither of us have on beer and pinball.

am i right?!?!

p said...

no I was actually just pointing out that you're sending some mixed messages here kiddo.

erin said...

even bill clinton takes a night off, you bastard

that and, you know, i'm not exactly solving the social problems of the universe by slouching on t-bone's couch...or sitting at the sandbar...or hanging out in the glade...

oh my god.
i live a meaningless existence