A resuscitated chicken and a spelling bee drama top the stateside news today. It's nice to know we've solved the myriad of problems in this world: poverty, violence, racism, global-warming, war, health care, social security, education....
For all ye naysayers and cynics who believe that nothing is going to come of the eavesdropping investigations, I point to this. Patience, my friends. Patience. It's going to turn around. I just know it.
And tonight is GRAMMYS NIGHT 2006!!!! I'm certain everyone is waiting with bated breath wondering if Mariah Carey is going to walk away with it all.
And that sentence right there is why I don't believe I'll be capable of watching such a charade.
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slate has a somewhat interesting little article about the grammys. you know, if you happen to give a shit about it that much. I'd say its time to fill the staples center with napalm. think of all the egos we would lose
Okay the woman in the Chicken Article actually used the word Dadgum.....I burst out laughing in the middle of the branch.
Kelly Clarkston actually WON awards she beat out Bonnie Raitt, BONNIE FREAKIN" RAITT was beaten by Kelly Clarkston. The grammy's are wacked out.
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